On The Twelve Days of Christmas,
My true love gave to me...
12 Ladies dancing...
But my wife made me get rid of them.
11 Lords a leaping...
They weren’t very useful, so I traded them in for a Ford Pinto
10 Pipers piping...
A full army of plumbers
9 Drummers drumming...
Out of nine you would think that at least one of them could keep a beat.
8 Maids a milking...
My wife appreciates the extra help around the house
7 Swans a swimming...
And boy were they delicious!!!
6 Geese a laying...
I think I liked the swans better
5 Gold rings...
But when I had them appraised they turned out to only be gold platted!!!
4 Calling birds...
I'll never have to answer a phone again.
3 French hens...
Fried chicken anybody?
2 Turtle Doves...
I'm starting my own little freak show.
And a partridge in a pear tree...
Too bad it's not house trained!!!